You want to hire a SEO, SMM Manager? LOL!

June 7th, 2011

You get what you pay for…

That’s what the old guy said. Bob Frost – recently plucked from the blog-o-sphere (he lost his website, which was a damn shame, IMO). Old school too. Very old. His favorite class: Latin.

I met Bob just before I fell into (his words) the “evil pit”; aka “marketing communications.” That was a gazillion years ago at Cal State Fullerton. He taught classical literature and Latin to children of spoiled university brats – “sic semper tyrannis,” he says. I was one of those brats, I suppose.

Nowadays, we keep touch so that he can jabber in that dead language. He admits that the only purpose it serves nowadays is to help attorneys make their “sorcery” as impenetrable as possible - deus ex machina. And, he adds with a slice of sarcasm, “Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur.” Trans: everything sounds more impressive when said in Latin. Consensio? LOL!

Here’s a new invention that will make Bob curl up in his grave (when he gets there): Accipio pro pensus: or in the custom of the vulgar dialect: “you get what you paid for.”

I was thinking about so-called social media marketing (SMM) “experts” alongside another oversold tagline search engine optimization (SEO) “experts.”

You may think I’m merely being cynical, and to be fair, I am a public relations practitioner (full disclosure). But the truth is, what the heck are people thinking? At every turn, ePeople are trying to eCreate a new eMarketing paradigm. eeeGod.

We didn’t start thinking about optimizing our sites for search engines until shortly after 1997 and the term itself didn’t take hold until around 2000. Social media stormed at us between 2003 and 2007, and with it, the businesses conundrum over what to do with swelling audiences on Twitter, Facebook, et cetera. Schools like San Francisco State University now offer a certificate in social media marketing. A year ago, somebody posted this article on Technorati expounding the virtues of other colleges offering much the same. All well and good.

I take exception when “experts” swarm around the terminology like smelt during spawning season. Reminds me of other tech epochs that triggered similar confabulation: when people blustered about the need for “desktop publishing experts” when what they really wanted was somebody well versed in graphic production and publishing. And remember the mad dash to grow “Webmasters”?  My only surprise is that somebody didn’t try to formalize ‘TechnoGuru’ into a degreed profession.

This is probably what sent networking maven, Peter Shankman (www.shankman.com) over the edge with this gem:

Being an expert in Social Media is like being an expert at taking the bread out of the refrigerator. You might be the best bread-taker-outer in the world, but you know what? The goal is to make an amazing sandwich, and you can’t do that if all you’ve done in your life is taken the bread out of the fridge.

Words – no matter how clever or trendy – do not become the art that they were intended to serve.

I don’t have a problem with the task of working all things SEO and SMM. I don’t have a problem if somebody does a lot of that kind of work. But when we surrender to the ‘mystery’ of the tech, we lose perspective. They should be treated as functions in a total public relations and marketing communications strategy; forged with thoughtful research, planning, implementation and evaluation; weighed against all marketing functions for BOTH ROI’s – (relevance, originality, impact AND return on investment!). Capisce?

Now then. Caveat emptor: let the buyer beware!  -HP

In Japan, parents try to go on: ‘My child should come home to me’ – CNN.com

March 23rd, 2011

japan_311-11a As I read the stories of Japan’s post March 11 survivors, the ache in my heart grows and carves a very large hole in my soul – in particular, for the parents. I don’t know what I would do were I in this situation. I cannot fathom how a surviving parent can conjure the strength to say to himself, “I must carry on.” What would I do if my whole family died in a single catastrophic moment?  Could God carry me? Would my inner spirit be enough?

And yet… it seems that most Japanese are girding themselves for quiet mourning even as their longing burns. I expect they will manage to find the strength and carry on, despite their own doubts. I predict they will accomplish what I cannot imagine. -HP

In Japan, parents try to go on: ‘My child should come home to me’ – CNN.com

Cynical about Political Cynicism

April 29th, 2010

I have grown weary of whiny journalists and pundits who have such a limited understanding of history and narrow appreciation of things in this country that have worked and worked very well.

Point One: wholesale political changeover equals waste in terms of training new politicos to do a job that takes (by my own estimation) at least a year to acclimate into (and that’s if all you plan to do is be an ideological rubber stamp for the national party). Cynical about my cynicism? If you think that being an elected leader is so easy – then get going and be one. I spent one year as the elected president of our  school PTL; a school with only 150 kids. It was almost a full-time job holding meetings, balancing budgets, soothing feelings, negotiating policy and working out compromises. Doing a job like that at the Congressional level should be a million times more difficult. If it isn’t, something is wrong.

Next point, I’ve grown weary of the cynicism of “the other side.” This country has a 200+ year heritage of working out differences; people who are willing to compromise their ideologies for the sake of good statesmanship. The fact that this country has stood for 200+ years with representative governance should be seen as something of a modern-day miracle. So when “the other side” claims that “the other side” is turning the country to ruin, something is wrong. Strong partisanship never produces good governance.

Final point, there isn’t a road made in this country that wasn’t paid by taxes. There isn’t a single inch of our distributed networks (telephone, electricity, water) that doesn’t owe its existence to taxes. All of our public infrastructure – first responders, schools, military services, et al – are paid for with taxes. Our society is wholly and completely supported by the will of the people to pay taxes.

Until somebody comes up with a better way to valuate effort and commoditize resources without money, then we’re stuck with taxes. True, some federal institutions are enormously inefficient, but that’s where the will of the people comes in. Elect professionals who can look beyond partisanship and ideologies – and we will solve problems.

No cynicism needed. -HP

Why Print Lingers

March 12th, 2010

What was it that they said when the “information super-highway” was first launched? Oh yeah. Print is dead. And it almost died. But then something fabulous happened.

A great sea change occurred. People who use computers found that they longed for the smell of newsprint, the portability of a slick magazine to tuck under their arm. They’re clinging to their print magazines!

Do you doubt?

For the first time since the Great Recession began, both total magazine pages and rate-card-reported revenue have posted gains, according to Publishers Information Bureau (PIB).

Magazine audiences are growing — and young adults are becoming heavy readers. The number of young readers (18+) has grown more than 4% over the past five years.  Meanwhile, older audiences (50+) grew by almost 11% in the same period.

As of this year, 93% of adults overall and 96% of adults under age 35 now read magazines.

I grok these stats.

I read untold thousands of words per day. My eyes simply cannot keep it up. I need a break from the glare and the lumens. There’s the computer at work, the computer at home, the flat panel TV, the cell phone, cameras, iPods, e-Readers, camcorders. Ouch.

More than one doctor has commented to me that I should take a break from my electronic world. To ward off carpel tunnel, I use a left-handed trackball, a strange curved keyboard, a special chair, special angles for monitors and keyboards. And yet I suffer from tension headaches, blurry vision, stiff necks and back pain.

I am less patient with trolls and thumpers these days – people who pose as authoritative and knowledgeable sources. I especially despise political bloggers – cannot fathom why anybody should spend that much time ‘commenting’ about the opinions of other commenters. I know. I tried at MIXX – lead a brave fight to stay factual. But to what end? I verify everything before I repeat a single word of what I read online – especially blogs – and I never repeat a single word of what I read in comments. The product from so-called “socialization of publishing” – in my humble opinion – as thus far been less than impressive. Moreover, I think it is one of the destructive forces that are now at work in our society.

I miss professional reporters who know how to unwrap a feature story; who organize and at least try to find corroborating facts. I miss the blend of critical thinking with excellent authorship and professional presentation; a noninteractive print environment that’s easy to read with no animation, no pop-ups, no videos, podcasts or cookies. I miss discovering wonderful tidbits by accident while thumbing through my favorite magazine. Instead, I spend most of my browsing sifting through the guano. Yes, I find the gem or two; sometimes I find things that would have never found its way into a magazine, but the effort takes a toll on me physically.

There’s also the issue of portability. I have a laptop – two actually – but what’s the point? What about the ultimate portability of human-to-print interfacing with good old fashioned ink? Do you really take your laptop everywhere?

I could go on.

Print lingers because it still meets the basic marketing paradigm: it serves a useful purpose. I suppose there will come a day when 100 perfect bound pages of 80 pound gloss stock will be as rare as a rotary phone, but it hasn’t happened yet. And if the stats are correct – it’ll be quite a while yet before we will truly say that print is dead. - HP

Source: Magazine Publishers Association

Coffee drinkers less likely to be hospitalized for heart rhythm disturbances

March 2nd, 2010
COFFEE!

Is the planet shaking or it just me?

I’m a habitual coffee drinker and I have people (doctors, mostly) poking at me to curtail the java for fear that I’ll develop some cardiac freak out stroke.

Once again, a new study proves them wrong. This one was supported by the Kaiser Foundation Research Institute and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation… and guess what? Coffee drinkers may be less likely to be hospitalized for heart rhythm disturbances. And guess what what? This report was presented at the American Heart Association’s 50th Annual Conference on Cardiovascular Disease Epidemiology and Prevention. A hot round of Joe for everybody, whooYA!

Researchers found that men and women who reported drinking FOUR or more cups of coffee each day had an 18 percent lower risk of hospitalization for heart rhythm disturbances. Those who reported drinking one to three cups each day had a 7 percent reduction in risk.

Moreover, the study was HUGE. It involved 130,054 men and women, 18 to 90 years old, with the majority less than 50 years old. The study also found that 2 percent were hospitalized for rhythm disturbances; 50 percent of those were for atrial fibrillation, the most common heart rhythm problem.

The 18 percent reduction in risk was consistent among men and women, different ethnic groups, smokers and nonsmokers.

In the study, 14 percent reported drinking less than one cup of coffee a day; 42 percent reported drinking one to three cups; and 17 percent reported drinking four cups or more each day. Only 27 percent were not coffee drinkers.

I was about to go out and dust off my intravenous coffee infuser when Arthur Klatsky, M.D., stopped me. “You know, Ray. This association does not prove cause and effect,” he

says. “These data should be reassuring to people who drink moderate amounts of coffee that their habit is not likely to cause a rhythm disturbance.”

The researchers examined hospitalization data by elapsed time after the initial examination. For hospitalization within 10 years, the reduction in hospitalizations for people who consumed four cups of coffee or more each day reached 28 percent.

In another subgroup analysis, the researchers studied persons with and without symptoms or history of heart and respiratory disease. For both groups, four cups of coffee daily appeared to be associated with fewer hospitalizations for rhythm disturbances.

“This study does not mean that people should drink coffee to prevent rhythm problems,” Klatsky said. “It supports the idea that people who are at risk for rhythm problems or who have rhythm problems do not need to abstain from coffee.”

Because patients frequently report palpitations after drinking coffee, the public may be surprised at the study findings, Klatsky said.

Yeah. Or maybe they should just stop drinking that Ralph’s arf-arf brand “French Roast” swill.

Well Rising

February 14th, 2010

I was rummaging through some notes and rediscovered this wonderfully written poem – quite possibly one of my favorites. It is called ‘The Well Rising’ by William Stafford; featured by NPR in its coverage of John Felstiner’s book “Can Poetry Save the Earth?”

The well rising without sound,
the spring on a hillside,
the plowshare brimming through the deep ground
everywhere in the field —

The sharp swallows in their swerve
flaring and hesitating
hunting for the final curve
coming closer and closer —

The swallow heart from wing beat to wing beat
counseling decision, decision:
thunderous examples. I place my feet
with care in such a world.

-HP

The U.S. Army’s New Solar Power Plant

January 23rd, 2010

The U.S. Army’s New Solar Power Plant.

Reflecting on the US Army’s use of solar energy, I think that fuel cells and wind power would also make sense. Imagine the tactical advantage of NOT having to truck in tankers of gasoline. Imagine what you could do with tanks that ran on hydrogen fuel cells. Of course, imagine what it would be like without our armies in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now, THAT’s a thought…

Make Detroit our new China

January 22nd, 2010

OC METRO> UCI’s Policano: Make Detroit our new China.

Difficult times breed novel ideas. I like Policano’s idea of sourcing work back to the American industrial center. But not just manufacturing jobs, I think new incentives could drive a whole range of services back in-country with two benefits:

ONE: obviously, we get more people back to work.

TWO: increase tax revenues.

It’s time to push the envelope folks. – HP

For photographers and graphic artists, not a pretty picture out there – latimes.com

January 22nd, 2010

For photographers and graphic artists, not a pretty picture out there – latimes.com

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Optimism

January 2nd, 2010

I am a skipped needle on the grove of optimism. I’m tripping on the streaming beams of silver light that is emanating from the end of the tunnel of despair. I am the ‘control V’ of great news and ‘control C’ of great expectations. I bring faith reinstated, hope inflated, and love remunerated!  Rejoice ye weary souls and prepare to be rejuvenated. Hallelujah!

So, yeah. I’m interested, engaged, and indelibly, incurably optimistic. Why?

Because Cynicism and negativity won’t get you a new job, but they may make you sick. At least if you are optimistic, you’ll be healthy enough to a job, when one comes along. Most important – you can see your options more clearly when you have an open mind. After all, the power of optimism is clarity.

Take the optimism of sailors and foot soldiers during the Victorian/Elizabethan times. They knew that there was little to be gained by ducking and diving for cover; you might very well be hit cowering behind the binnacle as you would standing stock straight at your station with dignity and honor intact. Well, okay. Maybe that’s a bit of a stretch, but you’d better have an ounce of optimism facing a maelstrom of musket and cannon fire lest you shrivel and do something distasteful in your boots. Optimism means facing your challenges with an open mind to success, survival.  What sense is there in worrying about how bad things may get? Might as well bear up the armor of optimism and prepare your soul for the better future. Yes?

The power of optimism is that it breeds dignity and honor. Without it, people tend to throw over the hood of despair. And what does despair do, but lead us to disillusionment. In its own part, disillusionment has a far more nefarious role. When mixed with the rhetoric of cynicism and anger, it causes people to say and do stupid things. -HP